This is the new rug for my kitchen.... Normally I go for things a tad more middle eastern, persian, indian, but this little french thing was 75%... yes, 75% off. Well, how is a girl to resist a purple cock.
And then I made myself this yummy snack while standing on my new purple cock...
Dude...is that some kind of rat turd by your tomatoe toast??? Um, no that is a crispy burnt sourdough piece, so ignore that and focus on the yummy bursting slick goodness of the buttery toast and the juicy deliciousness of the ripey tomatoe which will get sprinkled with lovely fresh sea salt and dashed with fresh ground tri-color peppercorn.
See how yummy I am??? Oh yes... bite me... you know you want to...
*created while listening to Brian McKnight*
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